Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope. I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.
get in, no time to explain
This was the person they warned us about in Math Class.
IT’S THREE AM AND I’M FRIGGING PISSING BECAUSE I’M IMAGINGING WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND SOME GIY IN A SUIT AND SUNGLASSES SPEEDS UP IN THIS CAR AND STOPS NEXT TO YOU AND THE DOOR OPENS UP AND THERE’S BANANAS EVERYWHERE AND HE JUST LOOKS AT YUO DEAD SERIOUS AND GOES NO TIME TO EXPLAIN GET IN AND YOU JUST HOP IN A CAR FULL OF BANNANAS AND SPEED OFF AGAIN
(Source: nemoi)
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
Most people at the con didn’t notice him, he just walked around, sweeping things.
aww :D
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“I’m Scruffy. The janitor.”
and this is a testament to how shitty we treat janitors: we just don’t even see them, we just assume they’ll pick up our stuff as quietly and nonobtrusively as possible.
I wonder how many people were rude to him, all like, “BY THE WAY YOU NEED TO FIX THE BATHROOM BETTER”
god bless this adorable scruffy cosplayer omg
reblog every time!!!
Doctor Who: Pyramids of Mars
This is the greatest thing in all of classic Doctor Who
you have got to be fucking with me
(Source: oswaldz)
